this is about methods used to put on a sexy visual show that have little or nothing to do with pleasure. these observations are about what is seen, not what is implied. there is a lot of fakery, but sometimes a model will b workin hard & giving herself pleasure and you can't see a thing, so while u want to see her naughty bits in action it might as well b faked until better camera work is learned - if u wanna b a nice guy, be ready to teach or coach. new models usually do shows the way they're taught, so studios (and other models) showing models how to fake it are the main reason u see it. scout a site with previews/archives/reviews to see how a model does shows. if u take a show less than 10 min, dont expect real fukkin or clit rubbin to orgasm - it can happen, just dont expect it - and i know a model who says she cant cum from rubbin alone. i dont blame anyone who fakes a bit yet tries to be entertaining (while not making themselves sore) for cheap guys .. ;o) .. when asked by new guys, models say 5-10 min is good, cuz if a guy asks he's usually poor/cheap anyway so 5-10 is not too scary/demanding on him. im not gonna talk about models who delay getting nekkid or wont tell u if they will do something. ask specifically what u want, dont just ask "what wont u do" b4 a show. if u dont get a clear answer, dont b surprised by a nothing show. if a model wont say, u will have to decide if its worth your money to find out more in pvt. some models wont do a show until after 20-30 min of getting to know u.
most of what i'll talk about is fake fukkin - what i like to call a low mileage show - where there appears to be much action, but in fact there is little or no distance the toy travels providing pleasure during fukkin. as for audio/chat - some studios do use translators who type/talk/moan for the model, and some studio busts have included arresting translators. especially now that many sites have gone to flash and where audio delay can be just a second or two, i encourage model to use audio instead of typing. if delay is more than 5 sec, even slow typers will beat audio. with today's tech, it's insane that some sites audio can lag chat or video by 30 sec (i've seen as bad as 3 min - tho this is a good marketing tactic for sites with extra charge phone service). when not talking, i dont really care about audio beyond some noise showing one is enjoying, loud moaning or screaming is just too contrived for me - a model joked with me that during some long shows, she had to be careful not to hyperventilate. if i dont touch upon something u have seen, be helpful and add your comments after.
look ma no hands (or anything else)
since u r looking at a 2Dimension image, its not easy to judge depth, and hence, whether motion or contact is real or imagined. in the old days of streaming jpegs it was easier to fake stuff by implying motion when u only got 1 framepersecond. hiband vid up to 30fps makes this fakery rather obvious, but it still occurs. i actually watched a new lez couple on break getting a lesson from their studio person showing .. "get your tongue between the camera and the tit/pussy/whatever to simulate licking. u just need to be close, no need to touch." some lez porn with this kind of (in)action shows the women are "gay for money" barely touching each other except with toys. and i've seen it in big california studio porn where the guy must have been facing some rancid pussy he wouldnt touch with his tongue - but no problem for his dick. the same issue occurs with fingers, hands, toys - lots of flailing, no contact, nothing else moves. this is the #1 clue for a bad show - either fakery or bad camera work - when something is licked/rubbed/poked/fukked it moves a little/lot rather than not at all. if u cant see the action and reaction something should change.
wiggle out of this one
this method makes a little contact go a long way by again using the apparant motion in 2D. a toy (usually inflexible) is put on, or just inside, the orifice and wiggling it back and forth, up and down, etc makes it appear to be going in and out. the best fakers use their hand/wrist/arm to add to the rythmic pumping motion. a principal giveaway to this trick, and much toy trickery, is the model repeatedly points the end of the toy at the camera. the worst fakers will point the end of the toy at impossible angles as if there are holes in their legs for toys to go into. a couple of other symptoms are choking up (holding the toy in the middle of the shaft) and using only 1 or 2 fingers on the end of the toy to wiggle it. those lacking in technique often use huge toys which completely cover the hole, so even if it goes in a little, there is no way to see it. faking is much easier to do when there is no lube, or wetness - the model can push hard, compress the body, but nothing really happens. to defeat these ploys, insist on lube, & turn model to the side to force view/stroke angles to the side - leg fukkin is the only option left to fake. better than outright fakery is the method to "stroke" about 1/2-1 inch in and out while wiggling a bunch at the same time - again, a dry pussy/toy makes this easy cuz the toy will stick to the skin more than slide - the pussy moves a fair bit, with minimal real stroking. personally i always ask for slow deep stroking, with spit or lube (until its not needed), for most of the show, which is much more visually interesting than blurs. i ask the model to use a vibrator (check batteries/buzz with audio) or fingers on clit while fukkin, with model's choice at the end when nearing "le petit mort."
much ado about nothing
for those not so lazy just to wiggle toys, there is air humping - wiggling everything else. again, toy might be on or in, model goes wild on toy with body humping, thumping, etc with little or no real action beyond the gymnastics and screaming. a similar trick is proximity rubbing - squeezing tits but never touching nipples; or rubbing everywhere below except the clit. i've seem even the best models fuk themselves genuinely hard, and do a little wiggling and such, maybe for a break in intensity, maybe to keep up the show but not making themselves sore.. i can exercise a little sympathy on that one.
even you can finger this one out.. or Get Bent
instead of going in, fingers are folded over. sometimes on contact, other times prior to contact. giveaways - moving fingers very deliberately, using middle finger(s) while hand/fist covers so u can't really see anything; bent fingers slide from the ass instead of from above like normal. bad actors will even rub their clit with their knuckles, then continue as if their fingers have magically straightened. bent fingers are rampant in lez shows, as if fingering another pussy will ruin one's manicure. most fisting is just a bunch of bent fingers being pushed into pliable flesh. real fisting means getting fingers/thumb past the pelvic floor muscles constricting the opening of the vagina (hence to the wrist), not just past the pussy lips.
a slippery slope
flexible toys can be used in the same manner as the bent finger. rather than go in, they just slide by. the hand and arm cover the toy and the hole. the flexible toy can make the angle more natural, so as long as the hole is covered, no need to point the end to the cam or worry about camera angles. this is even more suited to anal, as the toy slides deeper along the ass crack. and when sitting, one hand holding the tip of the toy from behind makes for easy slippery foolery. another trick used in closeup is jerkin the toy - sliding hand along toy when the end is off cam. this stands out with multicolour or irregular toys where u can see its not moving while the hand is.
a couple things
bad couple shows often demonstrate the 3-lick rule - licker is always looking up to the cam to smile, smack lips, make faces every 2-3 licks. this is often part of a "hair show" where licker's head/hair is in the way of seeing anything, and has to make faces to assure buyer that something is really happening. couples are as often faking it as they are just bad at using the camera to show action (or buyer is bad at requesting good angles). 69 from the side is useless in lez shows. from what i've seen, less than 10% of women doing lez shows actually want to give pleasure to their partner - their best lickin effort barely touches, as if a pussy is like a dry wooden spoon to them. a passionate kiss is all too rare. sometimes u can catch a new pair with one real lez/bi who really does stuff, but eventually goes fake to match her partner. couples do a lot better showing passion, and at least try harder to do a good show on average. too many couples are either bad with cameras, or intentionally choosing to obscure action - that is, faking. doggy requires woman to lift leg closest to cam to offer a good view from the side. it amazes me how often couples r fukkin in positions where u cant see more than u would on the beach in cannes (a few shows i arrived just before buyer quit, and guys pulled away limp-dicked). some women are kind enough to sit on a dick cowgirl - some real rubbin even if its not in. butt-crack doggy anal, etc is hidden by saggy balls. women squeeze a soft dick to simulate an erection to suck or deep throat - the more thoughtful ones pull on the limp dick with their lips to make their partner's dick look longer. (ron jeremy is so old & fat he has to squeeze his dick with his hand while he fuks now). in shows i've seen recently boy/girl oral is still real (tho most guys oral skills suffer from monotony) but more fukkin looks (is) faked than in the past.
sexy is only skin deep
for the really lazy, just pushing against the body is enough - with no lube u can push in an inch or 3 without actually penetrating anything. just like belly-buttons, other parts of a body can be pushed in without anything really happening. women's bodies have quite a variety .. some models will start to drip after 2 minutes of clit rubbing, and others will not drip or even glisten after 20 min. yet i doubt it's possible to know if there is indifference to stimulation or some natural variety going on.
toy tech
trick toys seem rare, but i have seen a few. some huge toys are mostly air and easily compressed - a disappearing toy squished up against the body. once i saw a telescoping toy that collapsed on itself somehow - a model showed it off to her chat buddy for a laugh. for f4f vips take a look at ghia vids (#1251 preview pic shows what i mean), and notice her matching baby toy which she used to pretend her big toy was all the way in. a simpler bait and switch toy trick is to unscrew the end of a toy, and roll around to poke the end a bit in/over the hole, and act like its buried. of course there is no in/out for either trick. i once saw a model take the ends off 4 toys and put them flat (impossible angles) between her pussy lips and ass, leaving one of the toys rolling around for a few minutes in plain site with its end removed.
against the tide
i know a few models who really squirt sometimes with orgasm, amount varies, fluid is rather clear & watery - never milky or thick. take a look at cytherea in internal cumbustion #3 - if this is pee, she should be in the guinness book (either way). some models claim all squirt is just pee. i would guess 95% of webcam squirt is fake. sometimes pee (mostly dribbles, but i guess some can do it hard, tho not with real orgasm i bet .. if u are fortunate enough to have noticed, lots of women want to go pee after sex), but mostly pre-loaded lotion, oil, or water - or pouring during a closeup hiding what's happening above the pussy/hand/toy (common on f4f). on sites that allow pee shows, the same method is used, but more often the liquid is dribbled down the butt crack while the model leans over instead. same idea applies to guys faking cum - if there is a hand unaccounted for, it may be squirting out some lotion. even the pros fake it - i saw a clip of julian fukkin janine lindenmuller where they spooned out the fake cum on her face at the end.
many fakers say they can squirt in 5-15 min, when more real would be "sometimes less than 10, sometimes more than 30, sometimes not at all." some are confused about squirt enough to make yeast infections an asset for cam models, as white ooze is applauded at chat sites with pvt show previews. for those unfamiliar with women, a bit (maybe even a couple spoonfuls over time) of cloudy/white liquid is produced by a gland for natural lubrication, similar in composition to your runny nose when u have a cold once dried in your mustache. its not cum or squirt, but i guess its fun for women to refer to it as their 'cum' to have something to compare with men. as one porn girl annoyed with repetitive douching said "a bit of white is normal and healthy as long as it isnt thick or chunky."
polite suggestions
some models fake all the time, they have for years. others never fake and let u know when they are done. if u can't see something (the main point for your video show), ask model to change angle, move cam, use other hand, etc so u can. if u like a model, accept the fantasy or say "i can see your bent fingers/wiggling toy/etc - is today a bad day for you doing shows? i can come back another day, or u can just rub ur clit until u cum." tell the model u will keep going if she will do it for real, or leave if she wont - hopefully there isnt a real or fake language barrier. ask for refund from customer service - the model can rarely help u with that. post a review if u can at the site. u can get more with a little empathy than with whining, complaining or rudeness. if u dont care since u distrust/hate women cuz they are all trying to cheat u, then its your problem and your rude behaviour is between u and God.
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